Local Wizard’s New Spell Turns Rain Into Candy; Sheboygan Preps for Sweet Showers Thursday
SHEBOYGAN, WI – Forget April showers bringing May flowers. In Sheboygan, a spellbinding twist by a local wizard, Alabaster Wandsworth, means rain clouds will shower down a mix of jelly beans, gumdrops, and assorted chocolates this Thursday. The magical meteorological event promises to be both delightful and potentially toothache-inducing.
Alabaster Wandsworth, esteemed wizard and the city’s unofficial magical meteorologist, unveiled the spell amid a sparkly mist and with a flick of his enchanted umbrella. “Rain, rain, go away? No, no – let’s make rain a magical buffet!” Wandsworth proclaimed to an awestruck crowd.
Parents are caught in a mix of awe and anxiety. “I’ve bought out the entire stock of dental floss at the store,” admitted one parent, while children are already planning their “rain parties” to dance and dine under the sweet showers.
Mayor Ryan Sorenson, ever the progressive leader, is eyeing this magical development with both caution and intrigue. With his knowledge of the future, he’s proposed setting up “Candy Collection Points” where excess sweets can be gathered and preserved for times less magical.
Larry Lupin, the city’s famed werewolf, is not too thrilled about the impending candy rain. “Werewolves and chocolates? Not the best mix,” he howled. Meanwhile, witches of the city are contemplating spells to turn candy into healthier snacks.
As the enchanted city braces for a downpour of delicious delights, the Department of Magical Meteorology – a new division specially inaugurated for such peculiar events – is working overtime. “We’re predicting a 70% chance of gumdrops, with intermittent bursts of chocolate truffles,” informed their chief meteorologist.
As sweet showers loom, Sheboygan’s citizens are left to wonder – in a city where the extraordinary is the norm and where raincoats might soon come with candy pockets, is there such a thing as too much magic?
Safety officials are advising citizens to carry both umbrellas and candy bags – after all, in Sheboygan, it pays to be prepared for anything and everything deliciously magical.