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I told my family I’d make the salad, because I knew I could leaf it to the last minute.

I have a belt made of watches. It’s a waist of time.

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.