Sheboygan Witches Initiate Traffic Control Spells; Broomstick Lanes Now a Flying Success

SHEBOYGAN, WI – As rush hour traffic reached a supernatural snarl with the recent influx of flying carpets and enchanted vehicles, Sheboygan’s resident witches took matters into their own hands, or rather, wands. With a swish and a flick, they conjured dedicated broomstick lanes in the sky, a move that has transformed the city’s aerial traffic scenario.

“We’re experienced flyers with centuries of safe witchway conduct,” asserted Hazel Hoverhat, president of the Witches in Flight Federation (WIFF). “It’s high time our broomsticks got the exclusive lanes they deserve.”

The spell-binding initiative, combining ancient witchcraft with modern traffic management principles, has seen the city’s skyline adorned with luminescent lanes, visible only to the magical eye. Glowing guideposts mark the witchways, ensuring smooth and spell-bound flights.

Mayor Ryan Sorenson, always one for progressive innovation, praised the initiative. “In a city where broomsticks and cars share the airspace, traffic control is both a ground reality and an aerial aspiration,” he commented, his gaze alternating between city maps and star charts.

Larry Lupin, the resident werewolf and an occasional ground traffic offender, expressed relief. “The skies were getting as crowded as the woods on a full moon night. It’s a howling good initiative,” he barked in approval.

With aerial traffic now flowing as smoothly as a well-brewed potion, the city’s witches are planning to enhance the witchway network. Proposals are afoot for ‘spell stops’ where witches can pause to refresh their enchantments, and ‘broom docks’ for convenient parking in mid-air.

As the residents of Sheboygan adapt to this charming development, a city where the magical and mundane intertwine becomes even more spellbinding. With broomstick lanes illuminating the skies, the city soars into a future where traffic jams are unspelled, and every flight is bewitchingly efficient.

We invite the good citizens of Sheboygan to share their experiences with the new witchway lanes. Have the aerial highways made your skies clearer and your flights more magical? Wave your wand or type your thoughts, and let’s celebrate a city where traffic control is truly an enchanted affair.