Satire

SHEBOYGAN, WI – Amidst the mystical pandemonium that continually graces the enchanted city of Sheboygan, a new protest takes flight, this time from the city’s often overlooked yet sonically endowed bat population. Tired of being lumped together with the city’s…

SHEBOYGAN, WI – In a moonlit twist that has astronomers reeling and nocturnal creatures howling in disbelief, Sheboygan’s famed full moons have secured a corporate sponsor – Luigi’s Pizzeria. Yes, you read that correctly. The once serene and mystical lunar…

SHEBOYGAN, WI – In entrepreneurial news that has both the canine and the human citizens of Sheboygan wagging their tails in excitement, local werewolf Larry Lupin has opened a pet grooming salon – “Fur Real.” A boon for pet owners,…

SHEBOYGAN, WI – In a city where the Mayor is a squirrel and vampires run for public office, it seemed nothing could ruffle the unflappable citizens of Sheboygan. That was until local witch, Winifred Warts-n-All, found herself in hot water,…

SHEBOYGAN, WI – In an unprecedented turn of events that has residents of Sheboygan checking their calendars to ensure it’s not April 1st, local vampire, Count Von Nibble, has announced his candidacy for City Council. The nocturnal nominee promises a…

SHEBOYGAN, WI – In a revelation that has astounded the world and triggered an existential crisis for ROYGBIV enthusiasts everywhere, 7-year-old Sheboygan native Timmy Thompson unveiled an 8th color of the rainbow during a routine afternoon of play. The discovery,…

SHEBOYGAN, WI – As the rest of the world swoons over phenomena like the Northern Lights or the cherry blossoms of Japan, Sheboygan residents are pitying the uninitiated. For here, the fall foliage has proven so spectacular, it’s sparked spontaneous…

SHEBOYGAN, WI – The city of Sheboygan is renowned for its innovative, albeit slightly unconventional, approaches to tackling real-world problems. This Halloween, city officials are at it again with an ambitious plan to turn children’s boundless Halloween excitement into a…