Area Werewolf Starts Pet Grooming Business, Full Moons Booked Through 2025

SHEBOYGAN, WI – In entrepreneurial news that has both the canine and the human citizens of Sheboygan wagging their tails in excitement, local werewolf Larry Lupin has opened a pet grooming salon – “Fur Real.” A boon for pet owners, yet a source of intense reservation for the superstitious, Larry’s business is already fetching international attention.

“Larry’s touch is just magical,” raves dog owner Fluffytail McPooch. “My Benny came out looking like he’s ready to walk the red carpet at the Canine Oscars, if such a thing existed.”

Larry’s transformation from feared werewolf to beloved pet groomer is a tale of redemption, inspiration, and a touch of moon magic. He found his calling during full moon nights when, against his wild instincts, he’d find himself grooming rather than growling at his fellow four-legged friends.

“Fur Real” offers a range of grooming services, including the highly popular “Full Moon Makeover.” This exclusive package promises to turn any scruffy canine into a pooch so polished, they’d be welcome at the fanciest of dog parks.

But it’s not just the dogs that are howling in delight. Larry’s business, illuminated by the soft, magical glow of moonlight (and some eco-friendly LED lights), has become a social hub for Sheboygan’s eclectic mix of citizens, supernatural or otherwise.

Local witch, Winifred Warts-n-All, still reeling from the recent confiscation of her potion-brewing cauldron, was spotted receiving a mystic manicure for her cat Whiskerstein at “Fur Real.” Vampire councilman candidate, Count Von Nibble, praised Larry for the ambiance, though he was hastily reminded that cats and bats, despite rhyming, are not the best of friends.

However, it’s not all smooth sailing, or grooming, for that matter. Every full moon, Larry must close shop to deal with his ‘hairy’ transformation. Yet, loyal customers are booking these nights years in advance, keen to witness the spectacle of Larry grooming whilst in full werewolf form.

Mayor Nutty McNutface was among the first to congratulate Larry. “This is what Sheboygan is all about,” chittered the mayor. “Embracing our unique talents and turning them into something positive. Also, I’ve never seen the squirrels look so sleek.”

“Fur Real” is a testament to Sheboygan’s ever-surprising entrepreneurial spirit, where even a werewolf can find his calling, and every pet can have its day, no matter the phase of the moon.